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PSS Staff Scheduler's Poem
by Cheryl Durbin
"Oh I'm just a scheduler with PSS
I do nothing but schedule, my house is a mess
I hear every shopper excuse in the book
I can't even find time at my house to cook
I stay up all night and I work all day long
'Cause someone put this spreadsheet together all wrong
Cheryl's a slave driver, or so I've been told
She stays 29 and will never grow old
You should all see our staff so hard at work
Lila's always online, 'cause she just loves to lurk.
She won the award for scheduler of the year
and may now ask for even more money I fear
She even got mailing list of 2002
Her shoppers just love her 'cause they are true blue
She's often helped PSS out of a mess
But she works in her PJ's with no time to dress
The bon bons she's bought, well they've just all grown stale
'cause if Lila is scheduling she just won't fail
And Dawn Hunt, well she's just our crazy staff clown
She's hyper and runs down the streets of her town
She'll talk, talk and talk if you pick up your phone
But she makes us all feel that we're never alone
And poor Jeannine Yaniz, she just works so hard
She's got no time to tend to her kids or her yard
And Debby, well she just loves clothing and jewels
She's never stressed out and she follows the rules
Myranda and Shanon are busy with baby
But if we offer more shops they might just say maybe
Now Ellen is the sweetest of all Southern belles
She talks with an accent and never ever yells
Dawn Katie does scrapbooking in her spare time
but with 4 kids and a hubby she's barely online!
And Cheryle Steele schedules for only a few
But will do a great job at whatever she'll do
And Brenda, well she has 3 cute little kids
But always comes through with her scheduling bids
Now Judy just loves to find people to eat
She lives out near Phoenix in the warm desert heat
Angela's Busy with Money and Shopping
But once she gets started, well, there's just no stopping
She's working on websites and making us laugh
And has been a great addition to the PSS staff
The big bucks we work for, well that's just a joke
And clients like Whitehall just add to our yoke
But all in all we have such a great time
And your fearless leader Cheryl, well I'm just sublime
I'm always together and always so cheery
(And if you believe that then I would be leery)
We love to have contests each month for the shoppers
But we don't give awards made of silver or copper
Some lucky shopper each month gets ten bucks
But if they flake out on us, they're just dead ducks
So as you can see we're a fun- loving bunch
We never eat breakfast or dinner or lunch
We just want to keep all our shoppers real busy
Even if some of them are a bit dizzy
Next scheduler of the month, now who will it be?
I think it's whoever can write and top me!
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